New lithium-ion battery design that’s 2,000 times more powerful, recharges 1,000 times faster... I'm drooling!

http://www.extremetech.com/computing/153614-new-lithium-ion-battery-design-thats-2000-times-more-powerful-recharges-1000-times-faster

Can anyone put me into hibernation for 5 years? 

Make sure one of you wakes me up!