"FYI. If you solder 1, 2, and 5 together as the instructions say, when you throw the switch you will short across the battery poles and produce some amazing pyrotechnics. Jus' sayin'!"

"I understand the expense of a top secret extended background investigation security check, the Air Force ran one on me back in the day. FBI boots on the ground in my home neighborhood knocking on doors, the whole thing. That's not cheap.

It just…"

"Kind of funny that the background check necessary to buy a gun only costs $10 and takes about 2 minutes of computer time. What the heck does the FAA expect the TSA to find for the extra $120?!"